Tuesday, April 1, 2008

IPR Needs Your Hair

We here at IPR are committed to solving crime in all its forms. We've partnered with law enforcement officials in all 47 states to raise awareness of masonic fraud targeted at the elderly of all ages. For each pound of human hair our listeners send in, the Freudenberg Cooperative will build a small mobile prison to house an individual guilty of that fraud. The prison will be made of sturdy dark green plastic and will tour the perpetrator's neighborhood with a powerful speaker standing on the roof poetically espousing the virtues of honest living and strong bones. Please, scour your hairbrushes. They're filthy.

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